About My Perfect Wife

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Marriage advice has never been this perfectly ridiculous.

My Perfect Wife: The 1957 Guide to Becoming the Wife Every Steven Deserves is a laugh-out-loud marriage humor book that playfully brings old-fashioned relationship advice into the modern world.

Meet Roxy, your impeccably dressed guide to becoming the “perfect wife.” With a wink, a smile, and a perfectly coordinated outfit, she shares hilariously outdated lessons on keeping your husband happy, maintaining a flawless home, finding the missing remote, and apologizing before anyone knows what went wrong.

This playful relationship satire celebrates vintage 1950s humor while poking fun at impossible expectations placed on women, wives, and marriage. It is clever, nostalgic, delightfully absurd, and never intended to be taken as actual marital advice—although Steven may disagree.

My Perfect Wife makes a funny gift for wives, husbands, newlyweds, engaged couples, girlfriends, brides, bridal showers, anniversaries, book clubs, and anyone who enjoys retro comedy, marriage jokes, and vintage-inspired humor.

Marriage isn’t complicated. You are.

And remember… a perfect wife is always one apology ahead.